I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like Thanksgiving stuffin'.

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It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my...

I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.

I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

They got a committee to get me off my block.

They got a committee to get me off my block.

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I...

I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I...

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.