Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you want them to approve of your life, still you only call them when you're in a crisis and need something.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: God Quotes, Parents Quotes

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

The magic of sex is its acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The magic of sex is its acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Happiness is a mystery like religion, and it should never be rationalized.

Happiness is a mystery like religion, and it should never be rationalized.

In the life of each of us, I said to myself, 'There is a place...

In the life of each of us, I said to myself, 'There is a place...