Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you want them to approve of your life, still you only call them when you're in a crisis and need something.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: God Quotes, Parents Quotes

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

Real discoveries come from chaos.

Real discoveries come from chaos.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

Birth is the beginning of death

Birth is the beginning of death

Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no...

Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no...