Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

Topics: Glee Quotes

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when...

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when...

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...