Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel
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Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...
I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana
Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn
Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...
Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana
I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue
You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste
I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]
Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany
If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...
Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel
I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue
Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany
I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....
If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest...
It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel
Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold...
And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...
You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...
My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue