If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger. -Lauren

Topics: Glee Quotes

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold...

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold...

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with...

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with...

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...