And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions. -Figgins

Topics: Glee Quotes

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when...

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when...

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]