As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

The Olympic Spirit is neither the property of one race nor of one age.

The Olympic Spirit is neither the property of one race nor of one age.

Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession

Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession