As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come...

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come...

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it...

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it...

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...