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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it...

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come...

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come...

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...