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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.