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We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come...

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.