Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

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Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.