Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

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The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.