Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

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Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...