Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

Quote by Roseanne Barr

Topics: Appearance Quotes

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about...

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about...

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and...

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and...

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the...

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the...

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of...

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of...

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't...

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't...

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband...

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my...

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my...

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just...

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.

Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be...

Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be...

A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that...

A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that...