Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Quote by Hank Moody

Topics: Californication Quotes

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out...

You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...