Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Quote by Hank Moody

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You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.

Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.

You looking for a dick punch?

You looking for a dick punch?

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Rehab is for Quitters.

Rehab is for Quitters.

I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.