Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.

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You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...

I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Rehab is for Quitters.

Rehab is for Quitters.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...