Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no…

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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Something is always simple until you try it.

Something is always simple until you try it.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one,...

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one,...

The greatest danger of bombs is in the explosion of stupidity that they provoke.

The greatest danger of bombs is in the explosion of stupidity that they provoke.