Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no…

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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates...

Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates...

Patience is the mother of will

Patience is the mother of will

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one small step

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one small step