Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.