In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Something is always simple until you try it.

Something is always simple until you try it.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.