Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

Quote by Lionel Blair

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Middle age is when you say, 'I did that twenty years ago' and twenty years...

Middle age is when you say, 'I did that twenty years ago' and twenty years...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.

A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Then Abraham gave up the ghost, and died in a good old age, an old...

Then Abraham gave up the ghost, and died in a good old age, an old...

The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that...

The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that...

In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform...

In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform...

Old age has been charged with being insensible to pleasure and to enjoyments arising from...

Old age has been charged with being insensible to pleasure and to enjoyments arising from...

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit...

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit...

The rising power of the United States in world affairs requires, not a more compliant...

The rising power of the United States in world affairs requires, not a more compliant...

My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant...

My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant...

I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age...

I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age...

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

I am thirty-three - the age of the good Sans-culotte Jesus; an age fatal to...

I am thirty-three - the age of the good Sans-culotte Jesus; an age fatal to...

The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind...

The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind...

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China....

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China....

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.