When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.

Quote by Ted Rall

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The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

Most people don't know how to tell stories.

Most people don't know how to tell stories.

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's...

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's...

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before...

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before...

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think...

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think...

I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.

I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of...

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of...

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely...

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely...

When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete...

When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete...

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.