When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.

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There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.

I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

Anyone should be able to read comics.

Anyone should be able to read comics.

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely...

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely...

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before...

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before...

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or...

I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or...

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think...

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think...

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...