The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.

Quote by Ted Rall

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Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of...

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of...

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think...

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think...

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or...

I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or...

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

Most people don't know how to tell stories.

Most people don't know how to tell stories.

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

If you wish to be loved; Love!

If you wish to be loved; Love!

I love her and that's the beginning of everything.

I love her and that's the beginning of everything.

Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.

Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.