When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.

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Most people don't know how to tell stories.

Most people don't know how to tell stories.

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.

At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's...

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's...

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.

I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely...

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely...

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before...

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before...

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of...

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of...