Quotes by Ted Rall

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

#Conservative, #Humor

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

#Love, #Sweet Love

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

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The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's...

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Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely...

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Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

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On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

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Most people don't know how to tell stories.

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Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

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It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

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If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before...

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I'm a better polemicist in prose.

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