I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think it's cruel to do it to somebody else.

Quote by Delta Burke

Topics: Humor Quotes

I like it when I strut.

I like it when I strut.

Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.

Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.

And I have to work so hard at talking positively to myself. If I don't,...

And I have to work so hard at talking positively to myself. If I don't,...

Film people are coming into TV, because they can't get any work.

Film people are coming into TV, because they can't get any work.

I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds...

I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds...

Actually, I think it's interesting that when I put the weight on, I was already...

Actually, I think it's interesting that when I put the weight on, I was already...

I dont like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

I dont like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

I was supposed to go to drama school and then go to New York and...

I was supposed to go to drama school and then go to New York and...

You're supposed to remember, and still forgive.

You're supposed to remember, and still forgive.

And then, I do love my shopping, but actually, lounging is the big thing.

And then, I do love my shopping, but actually, lounging is the big thing.

One time we did have 300 acres in watermelons. That was fun.

One time we did have 300 acres in watermelons. That was fun.

I got into my very theatrical phase. I wore only black: a big black hat...

I got into my very theatrical phase. I wore only black: a big black hat...

I wanted it so badly that there was no choice. It's like something in your...

I wanted it so badly that there was no choice. It's like something in your...

It's tourists in New York. Everything is geared towards that. It's so hard on Broadway...

It's tourists in New York. Everything is geared towards that. It's so hard on Broadway...

I love comedy, so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.

I love comedy, so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.

I want to find a way to reach young women emotionally and also to start...

I want to find a way to reach young women emotionally and also to start...

If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: I'm cheap!

If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: I'm cheap!

In my teens or twenties I wanted to do Blanche. Now I'm over that. Those...

In my teens or twenties I wanted to do Blanche. Now I'm over that. Those...

Blanche talks about aging, and why should she be considered poor, because physical beauty is...

Blanche talks about aging, and why should she be considered poor, because physical beauty is...

Then a year would go by and I'd realize I love the acting too much...

Then a year would go by and I'd realize I love the acting too much...