Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.

Quote by Steven Brust

Topics: Funny Quotes, Snow Quotes

I'd rather be running the game than playing it.

I'd rather be running the game than playing it.

The struggle is always worthwhile, if the end be worthwhile and the means honorable; foreknowledge...

The struggle is always worthwhile, if the end be worthwhile and the means honorable; foreknowledge...

But once you allow yourself to recognize necessity, you find two things: One you find...

But once you allow yourself to recognize necessity, you find two things: One you find...

Do you think it's possible to discuss politics without preaching?

Do you think it's possible to discuss politics without preaching?

All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the...

All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the...

Every once in while, a person will do something obvious and direct that is no...

Every once in while, a person will do something obvious and direct that is no...

Just because they really are out to get you doesn't mean you aren't paranoid.

Just because they really are out to get you doesn't mean you aren't paranoid.

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will cramp his...

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will cramp his...

There are millions of ways for people to die, if you number each vital organ,...

There are millions of ways for people to die, if you number each vital organ,...

Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.

Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.

To seek understanding before taking action, yet to trust my instincts when action is called...

To seek understanding before taking action, yet to trust my instincts when action is called...

A young man without ambition is an old man waiting to be.

A young man without ambition is an old man waiting to be.

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon.

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1...

School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1...

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

In the wintertime, in the snow country, citrus fruit was so rare, and if you...

In the wintertime, in the snow country, citrus fruit was so rare, and if you...