“When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing InstructorQuote by Forgetting Sarah MarshallTopics: Quotes about Forgetting Sarah MarshallShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I had a girlfriend, right? And Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
