When I'm driving, I hate pedestrians. When I'm a pedestrian, I hate drivers...

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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...

3 blonds were driving to Disney World: The sign said 'Disney World Left,' so they...

3 blonds were driving to Disney World: The sign said 'Disney World Left,' so they...

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.

I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you're headed for...

I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you're headed for...

Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches...

Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches...

Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick...

Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick...

I dont care whether youre driving a hybrid or an SUV. If youre headed for...

I dont care whether youre driving a hybrid or an SUV. If youre headed for...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that...

I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that...

A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn...

A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn...

Never text while driving. I'm pretty sure what you have to tell someone is not...

Never text while driving. I'm pretty sure what you have to tell someone is not...

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.

So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.

It's like when people talk about driving F1 cars in the rain. I have absolutely...

It's like when people talk about driving F1 cars in the rain. I have absolutely...

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Many of life's circumstances are created by three basic choices: the disciplines you choose to...

Many of life's circumstances are created by three basic choices: the disciplines you choose to...