What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Quote by Ken Hammond

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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.

I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.

I think my fans will follow me into our combined old age. Real musicians and...

I think my fans will follow me into our combined old age. Real musicians and...

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to...

At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to...

Love has no age, no limit; and no death.

Love has no age, no limit; and no death.

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.

The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.

In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives...

In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives...

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not...

If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not...

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness...

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness...

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

Because of their age long training in human relations for that is what feminine intuition...

Because of their age long training in human relations for that is what feminine intuition...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people...

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people...