What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the...

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the...

Not even man that will re-find himself will be able to remove the vanity from...

Not even man that will re-find himself will be able to remove the vanity from...

Love wholeheartedly, be surprised, give thanks and praise then you will discover the fullness of...

Love wholeheartedly, be surprised, give thanks and praise then you will discover the fullness of...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from...

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the...

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the...

love doesn't need to b perfect, it just needs to be true.. ❤

love doesn't need to b perfect, it just needs to be true.. ❤

We control fifty percent of a relationship. We influence one hundred percent of it.

We control fifty percent of a relationship. We influence one hundred percent of it.

In reality, in love there is a permanent suffering which joy neutralizes, renders virtual, delays,...

In reality, in love there is a permanent suffering which joy neutralizes, renders virtual, delays,...

May my soul bloom in love for all existence.

May my soul bloom in love for all existence.

A heart that loves is always young.

A heart that loves is always young.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is...

I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is...

You are my lover and I am your mistress and kingdoms and empires and governments...

You are my lover and I am your mistress and kingdoms and empires and governments...

We sat side by side in the morning light and looked out at the future...

We sat side by side in the morning light and looked out at the future...

The best way to know God is to love many things.

The best way to know God is to love many things.

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are