What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage...
RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so...
PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method (according to Mimbleshaw's classification) of obtaining money by false pretences....
Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the...
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they...
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks...
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its...
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by...
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public...
The movies were custard compared to politics.
Politics, like religion, hold up torches of martyrdom to the reformers of error.