Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Topics:
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Related Quotes
Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly...
Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not...
A cat is a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things...
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane...
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What...
ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all...
Capital Punishment, a penalty regarding the justice and expediency of which many worthy persons -...
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your...
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes...
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend...
When you doubt, abstain.
MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence....
Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of...
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to...
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it...
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
