I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
And out of each (schoolhouse) is vomited the standard product of the New Pedagogy -...
Men always try to make virtues of their weaknesses. Fear of death and fear of...
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he...
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent...
The worst government is the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant...
A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably...
When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands
Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man. There has never been a really...
Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible...
I believe that all government is evil, in that all government must necessarily make war...
All government, of course, is against liberty.
Change is not progress
A critic is a man who writes about things he doesn't like
Jury: A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health,...
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn't believe he is dead
The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.
Fame and riches are fleeting. Stupidity is eternal