We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business
Quote by Will Rogers
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...
All I know is what I read in the papers
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...