Quotes by Lewis Black

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

#Lewis Black

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

#Lewis Black

A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and...

#Congress

A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and...

#Congress, #Politics

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone,...

#Funny, #Valentines Day