'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!'

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My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.

I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...

Calling your mom by her first name after she doesn't answer you.

Calling your mom by her first name after she doesn't answer you.

Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class.

Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class.

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Its not how good you are. Its how good you want to be.

Its not how good you are. Its how good you want to be.

Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something.

Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something.

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.

Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only...

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only...

When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each other, it seems...

When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each other, it seems...

You spend years wishing your parents would get off your back, only to realize they're...

You spend years wishing your parents would get off your back, only to realize they're...