Calling your mom by her first name after she doesn't answer you.

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Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you dont like.

Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you dont like.

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

One reason we have children I think is to learn that parts of ourselves we...

One reason we have children I think is to learn that parts of ourselves we...

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're...

The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're...

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one...

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one...

Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to...

Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to...

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself....

You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself....