Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record
Quote by Tom Masson
America And Americans Quotes
Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another
About the worst advice you can give to some people is, Be yourself.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Listen to advice and accept correction, then in the end you will be wise.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
Stop trying to prove your haters wrong and prove your supporters right! The more you...
Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...
Never answer an anonymous letter
Be niggards of advice on no pretense, For the worst avarice is that of sense.
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for...
It is bad advice that cannot be altered
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...
Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath...
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...
We ask advice, but we mean approbation.
My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.
When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice...
Accept what life offers you, drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some...