The rule is: dont use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

Quote by Lynne Truss

Topics: Grammar Quotes, Stupidity Quotes

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon...

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon...

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All...

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All...

The misconceptions about grammar posted on the 'Net are at least as bad as the...

The misconceptions about grammar posted on the 'Net are at least as bad as the...

People who cannot distinguish between good and bad language, or who regard the distinction as...

People who cannot distinguish between good and bad language, or who regard the distinction as...

The past is always tense, the future perfect.

The past is always tense, the future perfect.

I am the King of Rome, and above grammar

I am the King of Rome, and above grammar

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its...

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its...

Grammar is not a time of waste

Grammar is not a time of waste

A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'

A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in...

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in...

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first...

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first...

When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.

When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is...

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.

Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.

If you can spell 'Nietzsche' without Google, you deserve a cookie.

If you can spell 'Nietzsche' without Google, you deserve a cookie.

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be...

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be...

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.