The rule is: dont use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

Quote by Lynne Truss

Topics: Grammar Quotes, Stupidity Quotes

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon...

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon...

It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated

It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its...

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its...

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first...

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first...

The past is always tense, the future perfect.

The past is always tense, the future perfect.

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in...

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in...

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All...

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All...

A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'

A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'

People who start a sentence with personally ought to be thrown to the lions. It's...

People who start a sentence with personally ought to be thrown to the lions. It's...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.

People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.

Grammar is not a time of waste

Grammar is not a time of waste

People who cannot distinguish between good and bad language, or who regard the distinction as...

People who cannot distinguish between good and bad language, or who regard the distinction as...

I am the King of Rome, and above grammar

I am the King of Rome, and above grammar

When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.

When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.

The misconceptions about grammar posted on the 'Net are at least as bad as the...

The misconceptions about grammar posted on the 'Net are at least as bad as the...

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is...

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is...

Stupidity is evil waiting to happen

Stupidity is evil waiting to happen

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.