There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

Quote by Will Durst

Topics: Humor Quotes

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all...

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all...

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety....

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety....

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God...

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God...

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray

When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray

Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as...

Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as...

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

These Liberty girls, they don't have sex, but you can always play in the mud!!

These Liberty girls, they don't have sex, but you can always play in the mud!!

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a...

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a...

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I...

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I...

There is need of variety in sex, but not in love

There is need of variety in sex, but not in love

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch...

Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch...

I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I...

I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I...