Quotes about Will Durst

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all...

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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

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It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

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I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

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