I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Quote by Will Durst

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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God...

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God...

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All...

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All...

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety....

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety....

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all...

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all...