Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

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And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be...

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be...

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've...

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've...

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount...

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount...

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

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There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other...

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other...

It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory...

It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory...