And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

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It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory...

It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory...

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other...

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other...

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount...

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount...

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've...

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've...

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.