It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered.

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I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other...

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other...

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount...

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount...

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be...

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be...

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've...

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've...

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.