Denis Norden – Quotes Lover

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

#Denis Norden

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

#Denis Norden

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other...

#Denis Norden

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other...

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

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If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory...

#Denis Norden

It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory...

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount...

#Denis Norden

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount...

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

#Denis Norden

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

#Denis Norden

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

#Denis Norden

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've...

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And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've...

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be...

#Denis Norden

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be...