The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a matter of time before shes gonna pull the eject button.

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Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...