Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.

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If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

Come on Sam, he fcked up hardcore & made you look fckin stupid.

Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid.

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...