Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.

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Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking...

Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking...

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan,...

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan,...

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

That hater-juice is best served cold.

That hater-juice is best served cold.