Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight.

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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Come on Sam, he fcked up hardcore & made you look fckin stupid.

Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking...

Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking...

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get...

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...