The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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An index is a great leveller.

An index is a great leveller.

Property is organized robbery.

Property is organized robbery.

Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.

Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.

General consultant to mankind.

General consultant to mankind.

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront...

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront...

Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.

Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.

May you live in interesting times

May you live in interesting times

Capitalism justified itself and was adopted as an economic principle on the express ground that...

Capitalism justified itself and was adopted as an economic principle on the express ground that...

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it...

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it...

I want to be all used up when I die.

I want to be all used up when I die.

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

You cannot be a hero without being a coward.

You cannot be a hero without being a coward.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble...

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble...

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

When I was going through my transition of being famous, I tried to ask God...

When I was going through my transition of being famous, I tried to ask God...

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...