The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases...
Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious.
We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are...
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life...
What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions...
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it...
Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence
Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and...
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends
Get married, but never to a man who is home all day
Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never...
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a...
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.